Honorary Mention: Short Round

you're surely familiar with; it's incredibly rare to find a screening of the disastrous Howard; and Troll 2 -- well, there simply aren't words for how appallingly, deliciously incompetent the film is. (Hint: they forgot to put any trolls in it.) The night is curated by Jesse Ficks, beloved non-homosexual queer, who's slowly working his way back into our good graces after subjecting us to Skatetown USA.