So now that our Muni caterwauling has landed us on all the major local news stations (Fox doesn't count), let us compare their approaches. NBC offered to drop by our house after work; KGO asked us to come to their offices; and KRON dropped everything and rushed to meet us right that second. From this, let us extrapolate the attitudes of all the stations: NBC is a bold seductress, like Catwoman; KGO rides confidently atop a magnificent gilded throne, like Xerxes in ; and KRON is the eager heart-of-golded best friend like Fozzie Bear. We love them all.

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