--9:30 a.m. Wander on into work. Remember to wear real clothes and not blogger pajamas.
--10:00 a.m. Tour of the office Komodo dragon cage with Phil Bronstein.
--10:47 a.m. Help Matier and Ross launch their new sort-of blog. "Now, how do I turn the italics off again, Miss Eve?"
--11:22 a.m. Meet Mick LaSalle.
--11:23 a.m. Snicker behind Mick LaSalle's back.
--12:00 noon. Sit for fun blog portrait by Bad Reporter Don Asmussen. (Man, that would be reason enough to take a job with the Chron! We totally want one!)
--1:26 p.m. Leak grand jury information about Josh Wolf, and mislabel his picture "Mark Fainaru-Wada." Get sued.
--2:13 p.m. Get official Chronicle Chris Daly Thesaurus, containing only synonyms for the word "angry."
--2:22 p.m. Get official Gavin Newsom Thesaurus, containing only synonyms for the phrase "active social life."
--3:20 p.m. Inquire about the health of the Master Cleanse blogger.
--4:04 p.m. Misspell "Olympic."
--4:40 p.m. Meet Jon Carroll's cats.
--5:00 p.m. Head home and see what the heck we're doing on the ol' Fist site!

Hope you're having a good first day, Eve!