Seventy-five million years ago, Aaron Peskin was the ruler of a Galactic Confederacy which consisted of eleven planets, including his home planet North Beach. The Galactic Confederacy was comparable to our own, with people "walking around in clothes which looked very remarkably like the clothes they wear this very minute" and using cars, trains and boats looking exactly the same as those "circa 1950, 1960" on Earth. The planets were full of unoccupied office buildings and there was a nice one on North Beach called the Colombo Building, which was coveted by an innocent little band of good-hearted believers called "Scientologists." Peskin had very powerful constituents, however, who did not want the "Scientologists" to have that unoccupied office space and got Peskin to go along, saying that it should be turned into "the little funky clothing store on the corner." And so set he out to keep them from having it.

So, with the assistance of "psychiatrists", he summoned billions of people to paralyze the Scientologists with injections of alcohol and glycol, under the pretense that they were being called for "zoning restrictions." This made it virtually impossible for them to get the building and so the poor Scientologists were loaded into space planes for transport to the site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (now known as Hollywood). The space planes were exact copies of Douglas DC-8s, "except the DC-8 had fans, propellers on it and the space plane didn't." There, the Scientologists mixed with famous celebrities where they brainwashed actresses, faked babies’ births, and killed off cartoon characters.

In North Beach, however, yet another funky clothes store was opened to much rejoicing, as the Galactic Confederacy was known throughout the galaxy for not having enough funky clothes stores.