We know you're totally dying to find out what happened with some of the stories we told you about from San Mateo County a week or so ago. Dying!
What happened to those little majorette girls who were told they twirled too slowly to be in the Redwood City parade? They didn't perform. We're sure that extra three minutes Redwood City saved on the parade was totally worth it.
And what about Victor Willis, the Village Person cop out on the lam? He's hired Scott Peterson's lawyer Mark Geragos to defend him on those crack possession and bail-skipping charges. Geragos, though, took a note from his client and skipped out on the latest court appearance himself, sending an underling to do the actual gruntwork alone.