When we were putting together that photo montage of fun pictures of Mayor Gav yesterday, we came across this picture in the Mayor's Photo Gallery section. (Can we earmark more of our city tax dollars to the upkeep and uploading of more excellent photos to this page?) What's going on here?

So we decided then and there that we're holding a new competition -- the SFist Caption Contest! Post a caption to this photo in the comments: funniest entry wins SFist swag!