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Two men ask the waitress to split their check to two ATM cards. She returns a moment later with two receipts stapled to their check.
Waitress: "Sign here and here."
Guy: "Whoa, this is totally like the declaration of independence."
-- From Nick/At Cafe Utah
Drunken Glittery St. Patrick's Day Reveler: "I should put on my Vans or I'll fall over. Well, not like I fall over anymore. The last time I fell over was, what, like two weeks ago?"
--From Rita/On BART
At Kabuki concession counter during the Asian-American film fest:
"Of course white [cherry Icee flavor.] That blue'll kill you."
and
"It's about the artificial inflation of the dollar by deficit spending. I mean, -- and this is just my take on it -- it's those dudes who took over right after World War II, culminating in the execution of Kennedy when he wouldn't go along with the business model."
--From "a friend of SFist"
