Anyways, because it's always fun when the Gawker gang posts online dating profiles of various celebrities, we thought we'd post Frank's even though his profile, at this point, is pretty nothing. We do, however, wonder how he could only come in as the 1346th most popular member of Consumating. And isn't finding out how popular you are on a dating site really something people want to find out? It's not like your self-esteem is really that great to begin with to be on the thing, now you get to find out you're not only unpopular in the dating world, but the online world too.

Anyways, give Frank some love.