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Rough-looking woman to rough-looking guy, both of indeterminate age: "I'm not an exhibitionist, I'm an inhibitionist."
-- On the 71 Haight bus/Submitted by Asatrex
Mid-forties yuppie lady: “Well, he’s 70, but I’m telling you, he could PASS for 50.”
-- Submitted by Genevra
Old dude in wheelchair wearing purple velvet crown: “I’m telling you, man, love is the answer. My old lady’s kid? Her boyfriend gave her VD. If I hadn’t already been to jail, I’d kill the dude. That’s love.”
-- On 5 Fulton/Submitted by Genevra
Caltrain conductor: "Deadwood City, Deadwood City. You've heard all about it. Now arriving in Deadwood City."
- Arriving at Redwood City/Submitted by Jackson
Homeless man: "Hey! Hold the train, I'm going to get a cup of coffee." [Pause.] "Anybody else want a cuppa?"
-- Lorimar stop on the L train/Submitted by Jason
