Sex was represented early in the form of Jessica Simpson singing about pizza bites--which have apparently been made for popping. Our hopes for the disappearance of the Simp from the pop culture landscape, what with the ending of her TV show and her marriage, have been dashed. We imagine that commercial was supposed to be sexy, but we were too busy yawning to be turned on. After that, the only spots with any real sexual connotations were the GoDaddy.com one which, apparently, ran into so much censorship that it ended up being neither sexy nor funny. (Again, much like Jessica Simpson.) We suppose the Toyota Ridgeline spot featuring the Mud Flap Girl and Yosemite Sam might be considered sexy by some, but it kind of creeped us out. And that was pretty much it for the sex, unless you include the Whopperettes: women dressed as burger toppings...lying on top of each other ready to be eaten. Yum!

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