Unlike most years, Hanukah falls after Christmas. Actually, the first candle lighting will take place the day of. What does this mean? Besides the fact that Jews might be able to save Christmas, it'll mean the shoes on the other foot this holiday season. Usually, by the time Christmas rolls around, us Jews have become so over our presents that we can only enviously watch as the Goyim open up their presents. "Oh man, they got an XBox. We only got socks!" But this time, the shoes on the other foot. Now all the Goyim will enviously watch us open up our presents. "Oh man, they got socks. All we got was an XBox!"

Suck on it, boy-os.

With Hanukah actually falling on Christmas, it'll mean menorah lighting parties, but for those looking for something to do until then, and for those Christmas orphans stuck here instead of with the fam, there's plenty of options.

Image from "South Park"