Need topless model 18-30 to stomp my grapes for tastefull [sic] documentary film. Pay is negotiable. Will require about 2 hours of time. Please send pic and resume.

Hmmm. SFist Derrick tells us that nobody actually stomps grapes anymore outside of Portugal, and we doubt it's traditional to do it topless. But hey, sounds like easy money. Figuring this item would feel lonely without some others, we found plenty more. To wit:

Looking for one attractive, busty, topless, female poker dealer for guys poker night. Pays $350. Only for 2 hours..

Please, only serious inquires, with photo attached. Thank you.

Well now, business seems to be booming if you've got bosoms and are willing to bare them! The next person may have a tough time filling the following position if $350 is the going rate:

hello, i am in search of some youthful ladies for a pinup calendar project that has been on the back burner for nearly 2 years now. i have a small studio area to work with and prefer inkless women or inconspicuous tattoos, as i am trying to be true to form; traditional 40's-60's images. i do not have wardrobe, but should hopefully have it provided by the final shoot. If you can handle help with wardrobe and makeup for test shots, that would be great, as in the final shoot days i should provide both. I prefer you are comfortable with topless or near topless / nude shots. Of course i am capturing tasteful images and respect the woman and her body. Please send a breif bio, photos, etc. I do not have much of a budget to work with but appreciate your time and hope to meet some potential pin-up gals soon.

Good to know that nobody's advertising any openings for tasteless toplessness. That wouldn't be classy. Oh, wait, we forgot to check Casual Encounters...