Girl with lampshade on head: "I feel like I need more balance in my life."
-- The 33, upper Haight

Ms. Safeway: "Would you like to give a dollar for the breast cancer fund?"
Fop: "I already gave to the alzheimer's fund."
Ms. Safeway: "I didn't know there was an alzheimer's fund."
Fop: "Maybe you just forgot."
--Yvesdropped on by Jeremy & Matt @ Church/Market Safeway

Producer (shouting): "What was your first name?"
Production Assistant (meekly): "Joseph."
Producer: [disgusted eyeroll]
-- Yvesdropped on by SFist Jackson, on the set of that movie about BART going to Duboce Park


Giant tranny: "Didn't you used to be his lover?"
Chatty redneck: "Yeah, but then I tortured his cat. Put it in a crock pot. That ended it, pretty much."
-- AnonymousThe setting: On the K-line, a chatty redneck talks to a 300 lb. Asian transsexual, about his enmity for an acquaintance in General Hospital dying of liver cancer, family members who want to shoot him, his wife he hopes to see in San Francisco, and other loud ramblings about other mutual associates, then this, all without a hint of sarcasm: