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Woman #1: Those are cute. Where did you get them?
Frugal Woman: Payless.
Woman #2: No kidding...
[Several minutes later, approached by shabby-chic, slightly drunk fashion plate:]
Shabbychic to Frugal: Oh, your shoes are great. Steve Madden?
Frugal Woman (without blinking): Why, yes they are. What a GREAT eye you have.
Instructor: How many of you guys have seen Snatch? [horrified stares] ...I mean the MOVIE.
--USF
--Yvesdropped on by MaryBeth at the uberhip new Supper Club