We're so excited, we can hardly stand it. Two, count them, TWO TV monsters in one evening! What could be better? As we mentioned last week, we love us some Martha, and her daily show has proven that while she may be awful at rapping--and celebrity interviews, and ad-libbing, and speaking a sentence without using an "uh"--she's still got it when it comes to making the people around her feel like ineffectual boobs. And that's just what we want in Martha's version of "The Apprentice", which premieres at 8 p.m on NBC., with re-runs over on CNBC the following night. Martha's daughter Alexis will pose as her Carolyn, and we can hardly wait for that first meeting in...the "conference room"? Oh, Martha. You're such the ! Sadly, there are no locals in her cast of grovellers, despite the auditions that were held locally.

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