So say 'Ni hao' to Shanghaiist, 'Bonjour' to Parisist and 'Yo' to Phillyist. While the last two haven't 'officially' opened (in other words, our globe-trotting publisher didn't send us the email yet), thanks to our slutty friend Gridskipper (who cruises for trackbacks in Buena Vista park wearing sweat pants), it's all out in the open now.

We're not sure where this crazy train is gonna take us, but we're hoping for stops in Montreal, New Orleans and Havana. Have a friend in one of those cities who's funny and willing to work for free?