Hey, you like bunnies, right? That is, you aren't some kind of bunny-hating monster, are you? We didn't think so. Well, we've got good news for you, Bugs -- tomorrow night's your big chance to indulge this bunny-preoccupation of yours (which frankly we've never understood). BunnyJam 2005! Loud music, costumes, makeup, performance art, fashion show, shrines and altars, booze, structured activities, and EXTREMELY DELIBERATE WACKINESS -- it all looks to be like a big late-night bunny-themed Burning Man, only in Oakland. What's not to love? Srsly. Party animals everywhere are abuzz.

Tix are $10 if you wear your full-body bunny costume (extra street-cred for donning it before boarding BART!), $15 if you just picked up some ears from the Easter display at Ralph's, and $20 for mundanes. And when the party's over, it's up to you whether or not to drop the bunny persona or remain indefinitely in character.