Having never been to a movie set before, we were entertained by watching the multitude of techs and runners standing around drinking coffee and communicating via walkie talkies. Apparently there is a lot of down time on movie sets. We watched our friend's scene being filmed, wherein music legends John Doe and Jerry Harrison portray two locals in a bar who get into an argument with Fiennes' character. We hear that it was Ryder who arranged the musicians' cameos, which makes the tiny, beautiful actress all the more likeable if you ask us. Fiennes remains likeable not only for his swoon-worthy work in Shakespeare in Love, but for his ability to sit with us through a soggy-paper-plate catered lunch with grace and dignity.

We would have liked to get a better photo to share, but were trying to be respectful and not get ourselves angrily banished from the premises. So we present this blurry camera phone photo of the stars' monogrammed chairs which we never saw them sit in.