The Golden Gate Express looks like loads of miniature fun. [WhatImSeeing] Fake fails to amuse. [Daily Clog] Penn's gay fro pay gets raves. [SFGate] Scenes from two Mission District bathrooms. [Mission Mission] Millbrae

Former SFist Editor Eve Batey bids The Chronicle adieu. (Be sure to stay tuned for her new project, The San Francisco Appeal.) [@eveb] Ted Turner is a crazy old loon. Who sings. [SFGate]

How did you celebrate World Toilet Day? [wateraid] Harvey Milk to Bruce Brugmann: "I want to be your Deep Throat at City Hall." [SFBG] Spare the air, please; no sparking up fireplaces, pellet

"Same-sex activists," whatever that may mean, target pretentious film festival. [Variety] Real Foods in Noe Valley, still closed. (Time to let the dream die, NVers.) [Curbed] Ross Mirkarimi and Christopher Daly want to

Vultures circle over Yum Yum House's awesome signage. [Mission Mission] Save Harding Theater, won't you? [Curbed] O hai JT LeRoy's Laura Albert's Facebook page. [FB] Marco Dionysus: as great as Alberta Straub? [Eater,

Gavin Newsom's stalker behind bars again. This time for aggravated assault. [BAR] Chatting with 'mo musicians Matmos. [SFBG] Save the 26-Valencia (AKA, the please-God-don't-make-us-ride-with-those-brown-skinned-people line)? [Mission Mission] More iPhone 3G failarity. (Thanks, katerose26!

It's hot. Yeah, still. [Weather Underground] Mike Costello, vice president of circulation for the , busts the only people who still pick up pub's print edition. [The Snitch] Are you boycotting the HRC dinner?

Beth Spotswood manages not to get thrown on pinball table, raped. Alas. [Spots] YouTube, Viacom, and you. [SFBG] Hans Reiser leads police to wife's body. Finally. [SFGate] In-depth interview with SF's "no sex"

Red dawn. [CBS 5] Your 2008 Mission Creek Music Festival lineup. [MCMF] Queers can no longer afford to live in the Castro, Supervisor Bevan Dufty pretends to care. [BAR] Headcheese hate. [Nature abhors

Check out Matt Smith's delightful "Progressive Justice," starring Chris Daly and Ross Mirkarimi. [SF Weekly] What happened to Violet Blue's smutty brilliance on Boing Boing? [Aviator Ear, Valleywag] Woman found under Bart train

Is SOMA the loudest 'hood of them all? Well, is it? [Curbed] Reason no. 595785907877 to love Marcia, "from crack pipe to copper pipe." Swoon. [Tablehopper] Right-wing new media convention happens in Mountain

Levi's may go Oakland. [Curbed] Pamper your ass, after kicking some. [SFBG] Bitterness goes online. [Valleywag] You can get laid on Craigslist? [East Bay Express] David Beckham in three questions. We didn't exfoliate

Sigh: "Dumpster Muffin" [Daily Clog] Your Black Muslim Bakery hoods, not the sharpest tools. Or are they? [CBS5] Et tu, Ghirardelli? Famous Square goes VIP. [Eater] Chez Panisse mafia don Alice Waters, hard

Submit your most creative Muni and Bart maps to Cubed now. We said NOW! [Curbed] Reason 58918597 why we love Danielle Steel. [SF Weekly] Obama contingent can't campaign at Pride. Qua? [SFBG] Stewart

Holy smokes! Queer are getting married! [SFBG, SF Weekly, LS] Worst table in SF? [Eater] Ivory-white trustifarians misuse the term "hate crime." [Oakland Tribune, SF Metblogs] Top Chef's Lisa Fernandes: a total tool.

Something or other about same-sex weddings starting today. [Jameth] Oprah does not hand out free cars to Standford grads. Because their parents already did. [SFGate] Budweiser might be sold off to the makers

Behold, your faggy Pride guide of 2008. [TheSword] Check out the Reverse Graffiti Project where some guy makes environmentally clean street-- zzzzzzz. [Laughing Squid] Remember, Gavin goes on tomorrow. [SFGate] Migden still haunts

Muni map makeover? [Curbed] Missing Yosemite man/Bible fan found. (Why the Bible angle again?) [SFGate] Perv hits Dolores Park, shakes penis vigorously at young girls. [BAR] Te-qui-la. [SFWeekly] Treasure Island to host

Violent crime report: "up, rape same." [NBC11, Jameth] Another way to remember George Bush: getting rid of Bush Street? [BC] 18th Street neighbors win James Beard Awards: Elisabeth Pruett and Chad Robertson (Outstanding

Google compound grows. [Valleywag] Having fun while blowing rails at downtown nightclub Vessel. [SF Weekly] Clean up on aisle 5, Beth. [Spots] Looking like daddy's little whore while you get your gay marriage

SF Republican party recruits in Cow Hollow, uses ironing board. Aw. [SFCitizen] Cyclists whine that Google doesn't have bike routes. [SF MetBlogs] SF's Better Streets Plan tome released. [Curbed] For some reason we

Luisa Hanson's new occupied territory/restaurant a failure? [Eater] F'ing Pink Berry. [Yelp] Ninth Ave., how goes it? [N Judah] Gumball machine jewelry at La Taqueria! (Better than their burritos! Shhh.) [Mission Mission]