Well, this is just dirty! Mission ilk are officially gross. [Mission Mission] Dinner party for under $30? It's possible, with chile verde. [Bay Area Bites] Update on Chris Daly's move to suburbia. [Appeal]

Note to LA: Gavin doesn’t need Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa’s help to get to Sacramento. Find out why. [Sweet Melissa] Only you can stop PDFs, people. Please read what could be the

Jack London Square Mega-Market to be "three times the size of the Ferry Building." [Eater] Dennis Herrera goes after rogue strip clubs, Heaven and Pink Diamonds. [SF Weekly] Getting to know your SF

UC Regents vote to end the 24-hour study halls in university libraries during finals. [Daily Clog] Strip clubs thrive during recession. [Appeal] Liberal humor in your ice cream ads. [Eye On Blogs] Major

One of only four -- four! -- houses in the Tenderloin is up for sale. [Curbed] Sketch released in Berkeley sexual assaults. [SFGate] Top 10 strangest fast food items. [SFWeekly] Ruffles and mayo

Have you tried the Nate-O-Matic? [Eater] Berkeley is ready to grow up and turn into a real city. [East Bay Express, Curbed, Streetsblog] At last, the Baby Jesus bestows Spanx for men upon

Mayor Gavin Newsom promotes Google’s “My Favorite Places” mapping service. [SFCitizen] Free stuff! [SFBG] Oh boy, did anybody else catch Stanley Roberts' People Behaving Badly on KRON 4? [Appeal] Delicate journalist bruised

Class action suit filed against CitiApartments for failure to return deposits. (Way to go, Brian!) [Appeal] St. Regis penthouse slashed from $70 million to $49 million. Mere pennies, folks. [Curbed] Dede's crispy hair

More pretty, pretty crosswalks pop up in dangerous, dangerous neighborhoods. [Streetsblog] A (drunken) night at the San Francisco Giants county fair. [Oopsie Daisey] Wasting food and almost getting away with it. [I Know

Oakland wants tall buildings. [East Bay Express] Phillies' Shane Victorino beats out Pablo Sandoval for All-Star spot. [SFGate] Another day, another hit and run in the Mission, this time at 23rd and Capp.

Father and daughter run massive real estate scam, buy Lamborginis, finance a slasher movie, get busted. [KGO] Bad, bad, bad Michael Jackson moves. [Eye On Blogs] Assembly speaker boycotts budget talks. [Chronicle] Charges

What, exactly, is the Albany Bulb? Find out. [What I'm Seeing] Testosterone-packed Axe shower gel put to the test. [40 Going On 28] Today's San Jose standoff ends with 2 shot dead. [CBS

Fined by San Francisco for being too successful, Dog-Cat-Rat Man vows to leave town. [SF Weekly] Curse you and everything you stand for, Karen Kwok. [Daily Clog] DOMA repeal remains on Congress' back

Hip shirt featuring bike riding taco erupts into firestorm of controversy. [Mission Mission] Are you over Ivy League porn? [SFBG] Stanford's new football slogan is simply too droll. [Daily Clog] Oh boy: App

Palms, palms and more palms! [Curbed] Breaking news: Does a private company own your Muni arrival times? Check out the scoop... [Appeal] More on Michael Jackson's death. [LAist] Why does Rainbow have such

Tagging at its finest. [Doc Pop] Wonderful, well liked and long suffering journalist Michael Taylor leaves SF Chron. (You will be missed!) [CA Media Workers Guild] Stalking Michelle Obama. [Bigelow] Discover poet Ada

Looking back at the Mission. [Curbed, Mission Mission] Body found at Glen Park BART station. [SFA] Far left Progressives want to pull city advertising in Chron, Ex. [SF Weekly] SF vs. Catholics [SFBG]

Newsom says San Francisco is model city for California. Hmmm. [Bronstein] More on that iPhone magazine app. [Valleywag] Hot making love events for the week! [SFBG] Budget cuts to shut down senior lunch

RIP, Postrio. [Eater] Porgy & Bess opening glamor, glitz. [Bigelow] Francis Ford Coppola: "film is over." [SF Weekly] Weird wine of the week. [SFBG] Biker down at 20th and Valencia! [Mission Mission] $1

18th Street gladiator flats, gentrification. [Mission Mission, Fashionist] Crazy hookers write unreadable rant about the Gay Center. [Gay Shame] Questionable taste in textiles? [Curbed] City lawyers vote themselves two percent pay cut. Aw.

Meet Embarcadero shoe shiner Olajuwan Mitchell. [Travis Jensen] Hammer pants fly above the city. [What I'm Seeing] Brin and Bing. [Valleywag, SF Biz Times] Do the Giants need to a power bat? [SFGate]