Elijah Wood comes to SF; Peter Getty continues to make our heart strings zing. [Bigelow] Greed isn't good. [SF Appeal] Opponents overwhelm CPMC at San Francisco hearing. [Beyond Chron] Unveiling the Presidio’s

Arson fire at Concord High School. [Claycord] More on PG&E's pipeline map. [SFBG] Jacques Pépin's 75th birthday events in the Bay Area. [Bay Area Bites] Fans fear for varsity status of

PG&E releases list of riskiest pipeline stretches . [SF Appeal, PG&E] Controversy over Jane Kim campaigning at Tenderloin Housing Clinic SRO hotels? [Bluoz] Dead whale washes ashore at Ocean Beach.

Some straight talk about bikes and cars. [Ice Tubes] Chinatown restaurant workers getting screwed on pay. [SF Appeal] Gas odors before blast? More rumor than fact. [SF Chronicle] Praise Jesus, school is back

Be sure to check out (PARK)ing Day tomorrow. [SF Appeal, N-Judah, Curbed] Utility group alleges SmartMeter sparked San Bruno explosion. [Examiner] Also, PG&E never performed repairs on risky pipe. [Bay

Low-riders rally around San Bruno family that lost home in gas explosion. [Mission Local] How will Supe Chris Daly run his bar, exactly? [SF Appeal] Rich people go to the SF Opera Gala

Goats brought in to Muni yard to control the plant population, be super cute. [Muni Diaries] Dems urge Jerry Brown to do something, anything to try winning this thing. [Marinucci] Can baby carrots

Rainbow Grocery, the supermarket across the street from Foods Co, gets rid of coupon day. But? That's not a bad thing. [Mission Local] Target chain could lose SF city contract over same-sex benefits.

LovEvolution canceled due to dispute on location. [Examiner] SFPD protects kids on their way to school in the Tenderloin. [Bay Citizen] Your news week in sketch comedy form. [Necessary Conversation] Tell us rumor

Adoptable bunnies strike poses at East Bay SPCA. [Pawesome] BART's bike accessibility has much room for improvement. [Mission Mission, SF Bike Coalition] An online, tuition-free public charter school in Union Square? [Tenderblog] Weekend

Dolores Park jumps the proverbial shark; alt-weekly feature stories on Dolores Park TBA. [Mission Local, Mission Mission, UA] Will Mark Zuckerberg finally discuss his mystery ex-girlfriend? [Valleywag] Hyatt Hotel workers protest persists. [ABC

After his iconic March show in Oakland, comedian Dave Chappelle returns to New Parish. [38th Notes] Botanical garden that spends $10K/month on PR cutting services for residents. [SF Appeal] Papalote’s salsa

Explore some Bay Area haunt spots. [Eye on Blogs] Drinking in S.F. could soon be more taxing. [Bay Area Bites] American Apparel gets their perky asses sued. [SF Citizen] Jeff Adachi celebrates

The lost history of San Francisco’s Beatles House. [Laughing Squid] TechCrunch editor has some advice for women. [Valleywag/Business Insider] Moment of luxury, anyone? [Meowmix] Fairfield councilman killer gets 50-to-life. [CBS 5]

Fun waiting-for-Muni photos. [Muni Diaries] San Francisco Chamber of Commerce, clueless? [SFBG] Art created inside of toilet paper rolls. [Laughing Squid] Meg Whitman opens a lake Merritt campaign office. [Chronicle] Lesbian pastor rebuked

What does it take to get blacklisted from a restaurant? [Inside Scoop] SF pedestrian hospitalized after road rage assault. [SFGate/AP] Your daily blog fight. [Eye On Blogs] Two awesome Muni drivers that

Happy ending for victim of Duboce Park attack and his dog; police still seeking assailant. [SF Appeal] Behold the Stanley Kubrick Elder Care Facility. [The Tenderloin Geographic Society] Women's Building to hold pie

Court of Appeal rules Michela Alioto-Pier ineligible to run for third term. [Fog City Journal] Why is Leeland Yee blocking the traffic camera at Market-Octavia intersection? [SFBG] Gays no longer on par with

Now you too can own a Mission Reds jersey. [Mission Mission] Speaking of Mission baseball, what does it have in common with the Street Food Fest? Find out. [Burrito Justice] Spare the Air

Thank goodness it's Flickr Friday. [Caliber] Hurry up and get to Clay Theatre before it closes on August 29. [Landmark Theatres] SF Parks and Rec still determined to strip Stow Lake Boathouse of