Daisy Barringer would never give a kid a foul ball. [XOJane] Klouchebag, something more "douchey" than Klout. [TechCrunch] Parents who sued school over son's punishment for cheating receive hate messages. [Mercury News] Arizona

The most important photo you will ever see. [Mother Jones] Tamara Palmer has your gastronomic Designer Imposters. [Eater] Meyer lemon blueberry streusel cake, anyone? [SF Appeal] You know what's radder than robots? Nothing.

Mayor Lee's ad campaign, dehumanization of homeless people? [SFBG] Julia Morgan envy in Belvedere. [Curbed] Looks like Angelo’s Cafe on Clement and 24th has closed. [Richmond SF] Four Barrel’s Jeremy Tooker

Good news! Food trucks to replace Pink Saturday stage at this year's Pride. [BAR] Tentative ruling means Ross Mirkarimi won't get job back. [SFGate] Reaction to the "Obama ate dog meat" story. [CHOW]

Missing infant's body found in Redding. Sigh. [AP] Tishman set to start SoMa construction. [Business Times] Is this the most expensive two-bedroom home in San Francisco? [Curbed] Jesus' crucifix guitar now for sale

Lee veto protects the SFPD's ability to spy on you. [SFBG] Mark Bittman hates cooking shows. (Strong words for someone who does a rappin'-grandpa intro on his own show.) [Eater] Femina Potens' wine

Copper thieves blamed for San Lorenzo strip mall fire. [Oakland Tribune] Man arrested at Starbucks after report of porn on his screen. [Sacto Bee] Tablehopper's out! [Tablehopper] Where should Matt Cain live now

First win of the season: Giants shut out Rockies, 7-0. [Chronicle] This coyote in Golden Gate Park has enough ears for the entire city! [Richmond Blog] A friendly message to your neighborhood tweaker

Aaaaand we're off! [McCovey Chronicles] The Daily Cal could fold. Probably. Maybe. [Berkeleyside] Activists demanding UC Berkeley enroll more black and Latino students force Sproul Hall closure. [Chronicle] Gross teacher arrested for another

For your pleasure, AB Soto's Honey Boo Boo. [SFBG] Pedestrian hit by Castro cyclist dies. [SFGate] Twitter heads to Motown to be closer to automakers. [SF Examiner] Google's augmented reality glasses project. [Boing

Your peanut butter-and-chocolate moment of the week: Sharon Needles gets the interview treatment from Julie Klausner. [How Was Your Week] When Critical Mass rides circles in busy intersections. [Mission Mission] Current TV pulls

Doomed presidential candidate Mitt Romney is in Redwood City. People, of course, are protesting. [Half Moon Bay Patch] Tonight addendum: DJ Purple karaoke at the Makeout Room! [Mission Mission] The Trayvon Martin Case

If you must still participate in flash mobs, you might as well do it in the memory of Whitney Houston. [Fun Cheap SF] What if Trayvon Martin was the one acting in self-defense?

Restaurant websites are the worst. [Inside Scoop] Where bad-boy designer Jean Paul Gaultier should go in S.F. [SFBG] Wicked's Stephen Schwartz joins the SF Gay Men's Chorus. [BAR] Sewer-dwelling Ninja Turtles launch

Ballyhooed new scooter sharing service might run into wall at DMV. Oops. [SF Appeal] Nob Hill NIMBY fight over Masonic Center continues tomorrow. [Curbed] CSU cancels spring 2013 admissions. [Chron] Rick Santorum is

Gov. Brown joins forces with millionaires tax backers. [LA Times] Oakland police keep track of anarchists. [SFBG] Did you pee on BART? Because someone did. [UA] Live sand drawing on Ocean Beach this

Cyclist who killed woman only gets probation. [SF Appeal] Tea, sandwiches, and gossip at Crown & Crumpet in Ghirardelli Square. [SFGate] Hot on the heels of North Dakota critic Marilyn Hagerty, a tale

Hyatt bikini pictures and hotel workers rights prompts important protest. [SFBG] Valencia Corridor is the new Marina Bottoms. Or something like that. [7x7] Lifetime's Dance Moms has pretty much turned into kiddie porn.

Cannabis' unlikely new crusader: Pat Robertson? [SFBG] California drivers finally put down those cellphones and are living to tell the tale. [Oakland Tribune] What do you call someone from Hayes Valley? [Hayes Wire]

Protesters occupy the California Capitol rotunda. [Sacramento Bee] How Facebook can predict if a person is worth hiring. [Forbes] KQED launches series to explore planned CA state parks closing. [California Report] Valencia protester

Salsa, rocksteady, gay goth, electro-cumbia, hypercrunk, bhangra, zouk... the 62 parties you should be going to right now. [Bay Guardian] Supervisor Sean Elsbernd hosted his 5th crab dinner. Check out who was invited.

Aww. Marriage proposal spelled out in newspaper racks. Very nice. [SFGate] In NBA news, Sacramento reaches arena deal with Kings. [Sacramento Bee] Next in haute restaurant innovation: Reservation experiences. [Inside Scoop] Monthly live

Looking for a classy or offbeat iPad case? Here are 16 of them. [TechCrunch] How much does it cost to rent a coffee shop on Valencia? [Uptown Almanac] Livermore teacher accused of sex