Community expresses concerns about Duboce/Valencia fire's causes, victims. [SF Appeal] Transplant Missionites all dress beautifully, alike. [Mission Local] Clown Alley officially reborn as Bask. [Inside Scoop] Police continue search for 11-year-old boy

Katie Baker's weekend in the "rape capital" of the U.S. [Jezebel] Teen suspect in theft of Guy Fieri's Lamborghini appears in court. [SF Appeal] Bank's offer to fund vandalism repairs draws backlash.

Party foul: SF club promoters evade mandatory free registry. [SF Appeal] Barack Obama's gay marriage announcement, bullshit? [Gawker] What's the deal with the lot on the corner of 15th & Dolores? [Curbed] Not

Carrie Brownstein has a question about Soda Stream. [@Carrie_Rachel] Here is the menu for Thomas McNaughton's Central Kitchen, which, among other things includes goat's whey. [Eater] Lew Wolff and John Fisher should

Tomorrow Ed Lee has his monthly meeting with the Board of Supervisors. Here's what will go down. [Curbed] Man grabs boy in South San Francisco McDonald’s restroom. [CBS 5] How to make

Why you should believe the 4-inch iPhone rumor. [CNN] Peter Mel named Big Wave World Tour champion. [Santa Cruz Sentinel] Oakland's treasurer recommends terminating Goldman Sachs deal. [East Bay Express] Another senseless knife

Legislature says there will be no repeal of foie gras ban. Weep. [Inside Scoop] We really want Google+ to succeed. It's just... you know. [TechCrunch] Fire Hydrant destroyed on Ygnacio Valley Road in

Top 10 least expensive properties for sale in the Financial District. [Curbed] Mill Valley, charming? [Chronicle] Please vote for SFist for "Best Local News Site" and/or "Best Culture Blog." Or not. SF

For maximum flavor, make these pimento cheese ball pops today. [Food for the Thoughtless] Facebook IPO set for May 18th. Brace yourselves. [WSJ] 888 Turk reoccupied. [SFBG] Judy Davis was at Jake's On

The janky 24th Street BART station plaza will be getting a makeover. [Mission Local] Someone needs to buy us this house, please. [Curbed] Facebook and Google might disappear within 5 years. Huh. [Forbes]

Daisy Barringer would never give a kid a foul ball. [XOJane] Klouchebag, something more "douchey" than Klout. [TechCrunch] Parents who sued school over son's punishment for cheating receive hate messages. [Mercury News] Arizona

The most important photo you will ever see. [Mother Jones] Tamara Palmer has your gastronomic Designer Imposters. [Eater] Meyer lemon blueberry streusel cake, anyone? [SF Appeal] You know what's radder than robots? Nothing.

Mayor Lee's ad campaign, dehumanization of homeless people? [SFBG] Julia Morgan envy in Belvedere. [Curbed] Looks like Angelo’s Cafe on Clement and 24th has closed. [Richmond SF] Four Barrel’s Jeremy Tooker

Good news! Food trucks to replace Pink Saturday stage at this year's Pride. [BAR] Tentative ruling means Ross Mirkarimi won't get job back. [SFGate] Reaction to the "Obama ate dog meat" story. [CHOW]

Missing infant's body found in Redding. Sigh. [AP] Tishman set to start SoMa construction. [Business Times] Is this the most expensive two-bedroom home in San Francisco? [Curbed] Jesus' crucifix guitar now for sale

Lee veto protects the SFPD's ability to spy on you. [SFBG] Mark Bittman hates cooking shows. (Strong words for someone who does a rappin'-grandpa intro on his own show.) [Eater] Femina Potens' wine

Copper thieves blamed for San Lorenzo strip mall fire. [Oakland Tribune] Man arrested at Starbucks after report of porn on his screen. [Sacto Bee] Tablehopper's out! [Tablehopper] Where should Matt Cain live now

First win of the season: Giants shut out Rockies, 7-0. [Chronicle] This coyote in Golden Gate Park has enough ears for the entire city! [Richmond Blog] A friendly message to your neighborhood tweaker

Aaaaand we're off! [McCovey Chronicles] The Daily Cal could fold. Probably. Maybe. [Berkeleyside] Activists demanding UC Berkeley enroll more black and Latino students force Sproul Hall closure. [Chronicle] Gross teacher arrested for another

For your pleasure, AB Soto's Honey Boo Boo. [SFBG] Pedestrian hit by Castro cyclist dies. [SFGate] Twitter heads to Motown to be closer to automakers. [SF Examiner] Google's augmented reality glasses project. [Boing

Your peanut butter-and-chocolate moment of the week: Sharon Needles gets the interview treatment from Julie Klausner. [How Was Your Week] When Critical Mass rides circles in busy intersections. [Mission Mission] Current TV pulls

Doomed presidential candidate Mitt Romney is in Redwood City. People, of course, are protesting. [Half Moon Bay Patch] Tonight addendum: DJ Purple karaoke at the Makeout Room! [Mission Mission] The Trayvon Martin Case

If you must still participate in flash mobs, you might as well do it in the memory of Whitney Houston. [Fun Cheap SF] What if Trayvon Martin was the one acting in self-defense?

Restaurant websites are the worst. [Inside Scoop] Where bad-boy designer Jean Paul Gaultier should go in S.F. [SFBG] Wicked's Stephen Schwartz joins the SF Gay Men's Chorus. [BAR] Sewer-dwelling Ninja Turtles launch