This Bernal Heights home is GORGEOUS. [Curbed] Smitten’s ice cream machine gets a new name. [Hayeswire] Remembering Jonathan Klein. [BAR] Flowers On Castro Street Benefit coming. [Castro Biscuit] Local teen survives Hawaiian

Woman with stun gun becomes hero of the day. [Chronicle] Bauer asks: Why are comments so nasty on the Gate? [Inside Scoop] Frank Somerville isn't the problem at KTVU, it seems. [Lieberman] No

Oakland now 81% more popular among people who can afford down payments. [Uptown Almanac] Map: 12 towers currently being built. [Curbed] Paying for the Mayor Ed Lee's China trip. [SFBG] Film about Berkeley

Is this Saison headline a hat tip to A Chorus Line? God, we hope so. [Inside Scoop] Gun scare at SF General Hospital. [Mission Mission] Hey, Guy Fieri isn't a bad guy. But

H-P chairman stepping down. [Chronicle] Jada Pinkett Smith talk about new doc. [Daily Cal] "Straight dude" seeks mentor sugar daddy. [Castro Biscuit] Ship pilot in Bay Bridge hit facing license loss. [Examiner] How

Out with Blockbuster, in with Smashburger. [Mission Mission] Jacob Valdiviezo, killed due to Mission violence, to be remembered tonight. [SF Appeal] Kelly Cullen Community opens in former YMCA. [Curbed] When does a restaurant

Shannon Alley mural shows growing number of veteran suicides. [SF Appeal] Singer Michelle Shocked needs help. [The Muse] Do NOT buy rabbits for Easter, you guys! [Marin IJ] Mayor Ed Lee to seek

Frances closing for quick remodeling. [Tablehopper] Joshua Skenes explains the cost of Saison’s $298 menu. [Inside Scoop] Woman who hit and killed bicyclist in West Oakland Saturday night. [Oakland Tribune] Doelger Homes

Internet Cat Video Festival coming to Oakland. [SFBG] Cheerleaders befriend girl with Down Syndrome in Santa Cruz. [Yahoo] Bayshore Boulevard Lowe’s hardware hit with racial discrimination lawsuit. [SF Appeal] That's a spicy

How a fully wired, build-it-youself dollhouse could foster the next generation of girl geeks. [SF Mag] S.I. principal foils iPad theft. [Chron] A bottle of Tokaji, anyone? [Food for the Thoughtless] Two

Student senate at UC Berkeley passes resolution condemning lecturer’s Islamophobic hate speech. [Electronic Intifada] Intriguing interview with Annie Somerville of Greens. [Inside Scoop] Auditor says CA athletic commission needs to change or

You want a Castro Chipotle? [Eater] Owner of Dublin electric business charged with 57 felonies. [Oakland Tribune] UC Berkeley unveils new campuswide honor code. [Daily Cal] Tomales man accused of brandishing antler in

Passover plans? Marcia has them covered. [Tablehopper] Ex-Girls singer Christopher Owens on being a bit of a loner. [SFBG] Get weird once a month at Broke-Ass Stuart's freaky deaky Friday. [SF Appeal] Check

W. Kamau Bell returns to Stage Werx this weekend. [Uptown Almanac] CNN general correspondent Poppy Harlow should be fired for her Steubenville rape verdic coverage. [Jezebel] Napa's La Toque sued for serving foie

Giants players as Star Wars characters. [McCovey Chronicles] The FBI and Occupy. [SFBG] Drink of the Week: pouring the end of your bloody mary into your beer. [Mission Mission] Rain goes to Jersey

Dr. Seuss, the Mad Hatter. A peek inside his closet. [Collector's Weekly] If you're not reading Brandon & Brandon, you should be. (Bonus: Belt talks about a randy tweet to Channing Tatum!) [B&

Nooooooo! NO! Google will retire Reader. [Google] Mission Beach Cafe not paying their employees? [Uptown Almanac] Paolo Lucchesi brilliantly breaks down Brandon Belt's gastronomical habits. [Inside Scoop] Grab your liquid hydrogen: Richard Blais

Could it be? Patio could reopen this summer! [BAR] Charles Chocolates ready to return to San Francisco. [Inside Scoop] According to the National Review, kids should be smoking tobacco, not pot. [East Bay

Shut up, foodies: Veteran chefs nominated for Best New Chef in inane Food & Wine award category. [Food & Wine] Waiting for the Treasure Island sellout. [SFBG] Judge overturns Oakland man's conviction of

New life for an old theater. [Hayeswire] Midtown Terrace, "Like a Page from the Arabian Nights" [Curbed] Berkeley High asks youth to fight back against violence. [Berkeleyside] SF State film graduate achieves dream

Porn company faces new barebacking complaints. [BAR] Pandora CEO Kennedy to step down [AP] Twin brothers' attempt at bank robbery fails. [Oakland Tribune] Stanford-Cal delayed 15 minutes as fight results in three coaches

Sons & Daughters lowers prices, triples garden output. [Inside Scoop] Why is it so hard to get public records from City Hall? [SFBG] San Francisco police investigating string of shotgun-related robberies. [SF Examiner]

Cyrus to be resurrected for three nights at Jardiniere. [Inside Scoop] Having a car in Berkeley: social currency or burden? [Daily Clog] Scream Sorbet's brick-and-mortar shuts down. [Eater] Downed branches stop traffic on