The $425.3 million Powerball lottery winner came forward today, wearing a shirt with a picture of Yoda that read "Luck of the Jedi I Have." Nice. [NCB Bay Area] Would you pay

There's a "Free Yee" shirt available now. [Uptown Almanac] State Bird really can’t get their reservations shit together. [Inside Scoop] Shrimp Boy has a posse (or a fan with a Sharpie and

A damn fine piece as to why Mozilla's new CEO Brendan Eich needs to apologize for supporting Prop 8. [Read Write] French Blue to be reborn as Archetype next week. [Inside Scoop] Here's

Here is a San Francisco restaurant walking tour of the Leland Yee saga. [InsideScoop] Burning granola prompts call to Oakland firefighters. [CBS5] 62-year-old Marilyn Hartman was arrested again while lurking around SFO and

Sad news from the culinary world: Bay Area chef-restaurateur Donna Scala died. She was 60. [Inside Scoop] Another non-profit forced out of its home in—where else?—the Mission. [SF Weekly] Check out

One Wiredreport took a census of the corporate shuttle buses going past his house using their WiFi signals. [Wired] Larry Ellison is eyeing Hawaii for the next America's Cup, proceeded by a yacht

Why cars will kill 30,000 Americans this year. [Collectors Weekly] So, where did that plane go? [Your Slow News Day] Is San Jose trying to be the next San Francisco? [SF Magazine]

LGBT aging panel zeroes in on housing. [BAR] Here's your new iPhone wallpaper. [Bernalwood] Kaplan's fades away. Sad. [SF Weekly] Is Airbnb's day of reckoning in SF on its way? [SFBG] 333 Fremont

A 1976 short film about artist Walter Kershaw. [Laughing Squid] An interview with the legendary Jon Ginoli, frontman for Pansy Division. [Uptown Almanac] New toll option on table for Golden Gate Bridge more

Black and thinking of moving to San Francisco? Allen Jones says don't do it. [Bayview] You can now rent a tent in Berkeley for $700/month. Sad. But kinda fun. But mostly sad.

Amazing Bart Simpson cardigan. Yes. [Mission Mission] SF Weekly and C.W. Nevius got the tech protests all wrong, says Tim Redmond. [48 Hills] Bernal Heights is very expensive. [Bernalwood] Would you want

Tim Lincecum awarded $100,000 in landlord-tenant case. [SFGate] Think of what California could do with an extra billion dollars. [East Bay Express] Let's tax soda, says poll. [SF Examiner] This house costs

Anna Roth says the vegetables are the main attraction at Russian Hill's Verbena. (I couldn't agree more.) [SFoodie] Controversial housing proposal at 16th and Mission follows calls to "Clean up the Plaza." [SFBG]

Berkeley to start killing squirrels en masse. [NBC Bay Area] Google explains how not to be a glasshole. [TechCrunch] Man fatally struck by Muni Metro was gathering belongings before collision. [SF Ex] Let's

SF's medical marijuana program is a boring success. [SF Weekly] Newsom's Instagram is amazing. [Slow News Day] Google bus parked in middle in Valencia Street. [48Hills] Belinda Leong of b. patisserie talks one-year

Tenants settle with investor who admits to real estate fraud. [SF Appeal] Girl abducted during Oakland carjacking. [Oakland Tribune] Willie Brown pretends to be humbled. [SF Examiner] Can we please talk about Downton

San Jose State student found dead in dorm room. [Chron] What you seen the Albion Castle in Hunters Point? You should. [Curbed] Rice Paper Scissors now open for lunch at their permanent home

Check out the new pub Slow News Day, a site that basks in the trivial and awesome. [Slow News Day] Here is the condo complex that might replace Elbo Room. [Mission Mission] UC

The business card cannot be killed. [All Things D] Baryshnikov wears rainbow scarf in solidarity with gay Russians. [Petrelis Files] Parking tickets are for the poor. [Mission Mission] Pedestrian killed by car, 4

Picnicking at the Zodiac murder sites. [SFGate] San Francisco Bulls remain on thin ice. [SF Weekly] SF Powell Street cable car lines shut down by damaged cable. [KTVU] Saying goodbye to anti-semitism, shtick.

Second flu death of the season reported on SF. [SF Appeal] Google Glass user harassed by the feds speaks. [TechCrunch] The joke's on you for expecting a good meal at a comedy club.

Today's other Google-related protest, this one in Berkeley/possibly insane. [IndyBay] The best and worst of Oakland Restaurant Week menus. [Eater] 49ers not blaming officials for loss. [Oakland Tribune] The Century on Market

Have you seen these Muni bus attackers? [SFGate] Back when Amoeba was a bowling alley. [Mission Mission] Missing Piedmont woman found dead in San Francisco. [Oakland Tribune] The Kings will now accept bitcoin.

Here's what the future of the Mission looks like. Enjoy. [Curbed] More sales seen for Bay Area residential market. [Oakland Tribune] Intense response to last week's SF Bay Guardian cover story. [SFBG] What