Muni is hitting the gas on their overhaul plan. [Chron] Mike Judge thinks Silicon Valley is doomed. [TheVerge] Now is a good time to do a spring cleaning of who has access to

Supervisor Chiu is pushing to legalize the tens of thousands of illegal in-law units in San Francisco. [Chron] SF Chefs, San Francisco's biggest culinary festival (not to be confused with a foodie festival,

Wendy McNaughton's new illustrated guide to San Francisco is delightful. (Although apparently toast is now $6?) [The Atlantic Cities] Vanity Fair goes inside Sergey Brin's marriage. It's a a love story in the

The New Yorker wonders: What's the problem with Google Glass? [New Yorker] The most hipster-y bands, according to science. [Priceonomics] Josey Baker and Jeremy Tooker talk one year of coffee and toast at

Through the Watching Glass, a thoughtful piece regarding Glassholes. [Susie Cagle/The Nib] Chuck Nevius remembers when the original Bushman was on trial for being Bushman. Also: an old busker from the 80s

Rupert Murdoch's Oscar date was San Francisco socialite and alpha investor Juliet de Baubigny. [Chron] [Valleywag] 17-year-old boy critically injured in a shooting near Excelsior Playground on Friday. [SFEx] Bricks and invective hurled

Details emerge about the mysterious new Hotel G. [SFBiz] Important Hamburger News: 8.7 million pounds of local beef possibly tainted with cow cancer. [Chron] A Sacramento man says God called on him

Go West, Young Bank Bro: how "a certain kind of status seeker" is now heading to Silicon Valley. [SFMagazine] Here's what San Francisco would look like without cars or people. [The Bold Italic]

America's second favorite pastime (homeland security) is coming to AT&T park. [SFEx] Apple is tinkering with cars and medical devices to jumpstart more growth. Although iCar rumors are almost as old

SFPD are going undercover to bust bike thieves. I smell a buddy-cop movie. [BCN/SFAppeal] Lena Dunham is on a publicity tour of Silicon Valley. [Valleywag] Freak out: the median rental rate for

SFPD officers did something nice and pitched in to help a homeless man and his kids find a place to stay out of the rain. [Chron] The city's next big fight: who gets

Gavin Newsom is totally chill these days, might even get legal marijuana passed. [EBAR] Behold: Blue Bottle's new East Bay coffee mecca in Temescal. [EaterSF] Banning parking on one Tenderloin block drove all

These images of how San Francisco might have looked in some alternate reality where things actually get built are the best thing the Chronicle has ever posted. [John King/Chron] Gavin Newsom, who

Supervisor David Campos has a new proposal to help the evicted stay in San Francisco. [Chron] San Francisco is suing social network MeetMe, claiming it puts minors at risk and enables sexual predators.

Gather 'round to hear the tale of how beer company Bear Republic saved the town of Cloverdale from the impending drought [SF Gate] AOL dropped the ax on hundreds of reporters working for

The handbook for the Raiderette cheerleading squad leaked online and it's controversial. Mostly because it sounds like it was written in the 1950s. [La Times] The famed Joe's Cable Car restaurant is closing

Insanely rich dead person's pool drained to save drought-parched plant life. [NBC Bay Area] A 14-year-old Oakland boy accused of killing his 17-year-old sister turned himself in after a week on the lam.

There's a northern California elephant preserve. [WSJ] S.F. Public Utilities Commission asks San Franciscans to start cutting back on water. [KTVU] The BART police officer who shot his colleague says he is

Cocktail consultants are now a thing. [SFBiz] Gold prospectors are back and they're trying to get rich quick off of California's drought. [KTVU] Meanwhile, above us: January might end with a little rain,

Guy Fieri's Lamborghini thief Max Wade gets life in prison for botched killing. [Chron] South African surfer Grant "Twiggy" Baker wins today's Mavericks surf competition. [AP] BART officer who died in the line

Another loss for San Francisco sports: the Bulls, our oft-forgotten minor league hockey team, will either be moving or folding completely as early as next week. [Chron] McCovey Chronicles takes on the Niners,

Who will buy Jim Harbaugh's pleated khakis for $500? [RackedSF] Drinking buddies: meet San Francisco's new round of barkeeps. [SFBiz] Senator Feinstein and Mayor Lee had a pow-wow to talk about violence and

So we're calling this weekend's NFC Championship game between the Niners and the Seahawks the "Nerd Bowl" apparently. [WSJ] San Franciscans trash more than 4,500 pounds of clothing per hour, says the

How did toast become the latest artisanal food craze? Once you get past the headline, the story of Trouble Coffee's Giulietta Carrelli and her fancy toast is sort of sweet. [Pacific Standard] Here's