Over at the Weekly, this week's cover story pulls out all the stops and crashes a 6-page takedown in to a veritable fire hydrant of Muni PR nightmares. (Get it? Public transit jokes.

In Marin County, officials want to evict 67-year-old David Lee Hoffman from a fascinating, hand-built, 30-structure eco oasis he spent 40 years building. Their reasons? The county needs the money apparently. [Vice] Liquor

Take note, geeky San Franciscans: here are your suggested tech etiquette tips for a variety of situations. [BoldItalic] House of Crawfish and Seafood coming to an appropriately cursed spot on Van Ness. Voodoo

Lime's popular bottomless mimosa brunch is leaving the Castro to make way for the first gay bar in San Francisco to explicitly call itself a sports bar. Lime's final brunch blowout happens this

The Blue Bottle Coffee outpost inside SFMOMA went down under the Golden Gate Bridge to collect salt water to make salt for a limited edition hot chocolate that ties in with the current

Whoops, as it turns out, Muni was fudging those on-time stats they've been touting so much. They apparently have a different measurement for "one minute" than the rest of us, which should come

The 92-year-old Solano man ID'ed by one former CHP officer as the Zodiac Killer, has actually been dead since February. Or maybe that's what he wants us to think. [SFist previously] [Chron] Orange

The New York Times discovers coyotes in Golden Gate Park. Some people do not approve of such wildlife. [NYT] Roseanne Barr is gunning for the Green Party's presidential nomination. [Chron] The Upper Haight

Aubrey Huff is on the 15-day disabled list after suffering an anxiety attack. Triple-A infielder Joaquin Arias from the Fresno Grizzlies will takes his place. [CBS5] Beth Spotswood crashes the SF International Film

Gotye shows up at pub trivia in the Tendernob, kicks everyone's ass. [AllShookDown] Google CEO Larry Page, who is strikingly grey-haired these days, defended his company in court today, claiming: "We did nothing

Adding to his stable of (missing) yellow Lamborghini and obnoxious Yellow Camaro, Guy Fieri also owns this amazingly douchey yellow truck spotted last weekend at the Pebble Beach Food & Wine Festival. [GrubSF]

Should white girls be allowed to live in the Mission? Some people think not! [MissionMission] The Larry Flynt's Hustler Club stripper mobile keeps parking near schools and libraries in the Richmond. Not surprisingly,

Did we mention the Giants beat the Rockies 4-2 in Colorado this afternoon? Here's McCovey Chronicles with the recap. [McCoveyChron] SF Weekly reviews Radiohead in San Jose. [AllShookDown] You can find good food,

After this week's crackdown on Oaksterdam University, US Attorney Melinda Haag has got to go. [EastBayExpress] How Mark Zuckerberg's Sister descended in to reality television (and how Tech is on the same path)

It's an odd day when meat on a pizza makes the headlines, but today it did when Una Pizza Napoletana's celebrated pizza chef Anthony Mangieri added meat to a pie, and wins some

A 24-year-old cyclist was attacked with a baseball bat and robbed while riding on Sixth Street between Market and Mission early this morning. [BCN/SFAppeal] This recent rash of shootings in the Mission,

The Dolores Park Playground ribbon cutting is this Saturday at 2 p.m. Parents: Bring the kids! Young people: smoke less pot! S.F. kids art director sentenced for child pornography. [SFEx] Charmingly

Based on a highly scientific Internet blog poll, a majority of you run to catch Muni buses. How gauche. [MuniDiaries] Prius driver crashes in to immobile object on Cesar Chavez [UptownAlmanac] Berkeley: great

The Bay Citizen and Berkeley's Center for Investigative Reporting made their merger official today. Expect the CIR to "assume the dominant role" and no more breaking news or culture coverage. [BayCitizen] Robin O'Conner,

More photos from that Jean Paul Gaultier gala that you weren't invited to, including a teaser of Dita Von Teese's 15-minute burlesque routine. [SFWire] Get your sunny happy hour moments in immediately, folks.

The Sexual Manifesto: And Now I'm An Extra In a Porn Shoot. [SFAppeal] Giants Pitcher Matt Cain sells his Noe Valley pad at a loss. [CurbedSF] Please help make the dream of an

Buster Posey took to the field today amid cheers from adoring fans to catch his first innings in 289 days. [Chron] Sheriff Ross Mirkarimi speaks to San Francisco Magazine about his domestic violence