“On My Tits, I Had Disco Pasties” and other hilarious missed connections from Burning Man [Jezebel] Hackers "redesign" pro-life billboard in Bernal Heights. [Bernalwood] SFMTA cleans up delightful Richmond district parking meter gardens.

Another Valencia Street development meets neighborhood opposition over an unfortunate looking building. But is the building that's currently there really worth saving? [UptownAlmanac] Speaking of which: the aforementioned Valencia Street development has seen

An RV caught fire in the middle of the Yerba Buena Island Tunnel this morning, sadly it did not turn out to be Walt & Jesse's Bounder. [Chron] Inside Sonic Youth rock goddess

Say hello to the Fizzary, the store with over 800 types of soda. [UptownAlmanac] SFPD arrests jewelry thieves during a heist in the Richmond. The robbers were wanted in connection with several other

Woody Allen's latest filming location: Aub Zam Zam, the Upper Haight bar known for a surly bartender and Arabian Nights decor. [Uppercasing] The Chevron refinery in Richmond is still leaking unlawfully high levels

The Purple Onion, where many a notable comedian got their start will shut down in October. [UptownAlmanac] [InsideScoop] Whistlerblowers at SFO's airport security contractor claim the company has been routinely breaching federal airport

Stop what you're doing and look at these adorable baby ostriches at the Academy of Sciences right now. [RichmondSF] These intersections are terrifying, say local pedestrians. [BayCitizen] California mulling legislation to allow self-driving

The New York Times compares San Francisco renters and San Francisco buyers. [NYT] Examiner food critic Jesse Hirsch is addicted to Pig & Pie. [SFEx] Indie Mart returns this Sunday after a long

That one time Richard Nixon rode BART. [Chron] Silly, frivolous jokes about Melky Cabrera. [McCoveyChron] America's Cup racing starts next week, and transit planners are using the opportunity to plan for the future.

Twitter co-founders preview Medium, which is a new collaborative publishing thingamajig. [CNET] San Francisco's Forgotten Disaster. [SFW] 9,000 people sought medical help after Chevron's refinery fire in Richmond. The blaze is now

Starbucks has teamed up with Square, the locally based smartphone credit card swiping service, and now Starbucks owns all of San Francisco, basically. [NYT] [InsideScoop] Meet the Presidio's new herd of lawnmowing goats.

Human sperm factory Trent Arsenault finally breaks his silence on why he's such a prolific sperm donor: He's a donorsexual. He can't help it, he was born that way. [SFBG] Some old-money NIMBYs

Caffeine is so ubiquitous that parts of the Pacific coastline are becoming a very mildly caffeinated beverage. [Grist] The Eagle Tavern's (probably hetero) replacement has been delayed for now, thanks to some LGBT

Behold: A handy map of where to catch an outdoor movie screening in the Bay Area this summer. One of them is on a boat! [CurbedSF] New York Yankee Derek Jeter was spotted

Although they had a good run at it, the Presidio Social Club has stopped promoting foie gras on their menu. As for whether insider foodies can still get it off-menu? Chef-owner Ray Tang

The 24th Street BART Escalator returned to working condition after 4 months out of service, only to crap out again within hours. (It was mercifully fixed again, but who can be sure how

This guy, deplorable 18-year-old Irving Morales-Sanchez, was probably responsible for a large chunk of bike thefts. [Chron] Being pregnant is the least of Marissa Mayer's challenges, says the Harvard Business Review. [HBR] So

Lake Tahoe opens its first commercial crayfish season. Who's ready for some high-altitude crayfish boils? [NYT] At least one America's Cup sailing team can't find a place to stay anywhere near the piers.

The 29-year-old DUI suspect who ran in to everything in the Inner Richmond and tried to escape via Muni bus, has been identified. His name is Rostislav Bushler and he is the worst.

The Weather Channel is possibly filming a reality show about bike couriers. It's like the 90s all over again. [UptownAlmanac] Woman driver crashes. [MissionLocal] The awkward Professor Muni is back for episode 2

Mirkarimi hearings heat up! A Building Inspection Commissioner has accused Mayor Lee of perjury. The relocated Gold Dust Lounge will feature patio seating, saloon doors. [InsideScoop] The final Ocean Beach Master Plan unveiled.

Students and teachers at Horace Mann Middle School in the Mission took two years planning and painting a mural featuring dragons and the Golden Gate Bridge, only to have it obliterated by some

Where to swim in the Bay Area this summer for under ten bucks. (Bonus: some of them are heated!) [CurbedSF] The ATF is investigating the fire in Oakland that halted BART for hours

Michelin-starred Napa Valley chef responds to a Yelper's accusation of racism with a delightfully measured response. [Eater] Hungry for some fresh fruit? Chronicle Food & Wine offers their guide to U-Pick farms so

Princess Bride quotes, computer geek in-jokes and grilled cheese sandwiches from a truck — the summer weddings of Facebook bigshots are predictably nerdy. [Wired] Some terrible person stole the ugly duckling statue from Children's