misc Weekend Palate Cleanser: Mr. T's "Treat Your Momma Right" One thing Mr. T won't stand for is disrespecting your mother (but calling other kids extremely rude and offensive names is apparently acceptable). [Edit: We just saw this was also posted on Jezebel
Arts & Entertainment SFist Tonight MUSIC: In Broadway to Brecht, Julia Migenes, who has starred on Broadway, in film and television, and in major opera houses throughout the world, will cover several types of music from her life
Arts & Entertainment SFist Tonight FUNDRAISER: You can always count on a good time with the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, whose latest event is Supreme Bingo: Celebrating the Girl Groups of the '50s and '60s, benefiting the Metropolitan
Arts & Entertainment Help Break a World Record at Sunday's How Weird Street Faire As noted in SFist This Weekend, the How Weird Street Faire, which is Bollywood themed this year, is happening on Sunday afternoon. Apparently, the fair organizers are gunning to win the record for
Arts & Entertainment SFist Tonight MUSIC: At SHOWNUFF, 111 Minna's free weekly Friday live music happy hour series, eleven-piece funk/soul band Stymie and the Pimp Jones Luv Orchestra will kick start your weekend, along with Chris Orr
Arts & Entertainment SFist This Weekend Another weekend, another slew of events. Let's get the party started. Saturday is jam-packed. There's the Cinco de Mayo Festival at Dolores Park, the Chinatown Music Festival at Portsmouth Square, the Taiwanese American
Arts & Entertainment SFist Tonight FILM: Yerba Buena Center for the Arts presents On Tour with Pina Bausch (Un Jour Pina A Demandé), as part of their To the Limit: Pina Bausch on Film series. Bausch, a German
misc The Baby-ry Coast Be sure to check out the rad Star Wars pregnancy announcement above (via Offbeat Mama). In other film news, Babies, a brilliant-looking French documentary filmed from the perspective of four babies in four
Arts & Entertainment 17th Annual Artists Warehouse Sale, Tonight Through Sunday SFMOMA Artist Gallery's epic, four-and-a-half day-long 17th Annual Artists Warehouse Sale starts tonight with a special preview reception, for those wanting a leg up. You'll also have a chance to beat the weekend
Arts & Entertainment SFist Tonight PARTY: Tonight's Cinco De Mayo Cumbia Party is the place to be. The line-up includes La Colectiva, featuring Toqueson with members of Fuga, who combine a wide range of Latin genres, and Turbomex,
Arts & Entertainment SFist Tonight FILM/MUSIC: Rush tickets are still available for SFIFF's 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea with Stephin Merritt. (So, if you didn't get advance tickets, line up early!) Merritt, of The Magnetic Fields
SF News Overturned Car at Market and Montgomery SF Appeal has the details on the car/Muni collision that happened an hour ago at Market and Montgomery. The SUV flipped over, and one person was sent to the hospital with non-life
misc Chinatown Building Owners Lovingly Clean Banksy's Doctor The Banksy pieces scattered throughout the city have been continually altered by other graffiti artists and taggers during the past week. Warholian and Darwin Bell have documentation of the owners of the Chinatown
misc And So the Stolen iPhone G4 Meme Begins The stolen iPhone G4 meme has started to take form. Or is it already in full effect? Tell us in the comments. Laughing Squid directed us to the What Would Nick Denton Pay
Arts & Entertainment SFist Tonight MUSIC II: The Wanderlust Festival, which happens later this summer in Tahoe, is having a Fillmore show today and tonight. Tonight's program will feature Rupa & The April Fishes and MC Yogi, with
misc Relevant Twitter Update of the Day Via Beth Spotswood: "just offered a handful of weed by a toothless man."
Arts & Entertainment SFist Tonight ART: In Amicus Monstrum, long-time gallery artists and friends, Scott C. and Nathan Stapley, will showcase paintings that tall tales of charming monsters and friendly mythological figures. 7 to 11 p.m. // Gallery
Arts & Entertainment SFist This Weekend We're fast approaching another activity-packed weekend. Parents, be sure to refer to the Kids' events section at bottom! Speaking of kids, tonight Vice Verse is hosting the interactive Kids-patch, which consists of a
Arts & Entertainment SFist Tonight CIRCUS: It's the opening of the month-long City Circus performance, Echo's Reach, featuring acrobats, aerialists, breakdancers, contortionists, and jugglers telling the story of a circus in a prison, a fairytale exploration of growing
misc Wide Loads, Sharp Turns, Union Square, Don't Mix If a double-decker bus crashes into (audio) a curb, it gets stuck. (We realize it didn't actually "crash" into the curb, but we'll go to great lengths to make a Smiths reference.) Friend
Arts & Entertainment SFist Tonight MUSIC: Genre-defying C-Mon & Kypski will keep your mind guessing and body moving at The Independent tonight. Check out their MP3, Turn of the Tides. The Frequency, Sweet Snacks, and DJ Mancub open.
Arts & Entertainment SFist Tonight ART: The ViceVerse: Communikey + Dis-patch Collaboration Tour presents the Graphisms exhibition opening, featuring work by resident designers Nebojsa Cvetkovic and Marshall Demeranville III. The event will also feature a Pictoplasma screening & Color
SF News Potential "Child Predator" Really Was Just Doing Pull-Ups Everyone can all rest easy now. The alleged potential child predator who was spotted suspiciously lurking/doing pull-ups at Mountain Lake Park has been identified and deemed harmless by SFPD. The suspect, whose
Arts & Entertainment SFist Tonight TALK: Andy Bichlbaum, leading member of The Yes Men will speak with the Chronicle's Joe Garofoli about The Yes Men's latest documentary, The Yes Men Fix the World, which has been hailed as
misc Trial Divisadero Parklet a Hit According to Streetsblog, unlike some of their neighbors two miles South, Western Addition residents are embracing their Pavement to Parks parklet on Divisadero. The parklet, which extends the sidewalk between Hayes and Grove
