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- Is your guac in jeopardy? Maaaybe. [SFist]
- Bay Area-based Hewlett Packard plans 3,000 to 4,000 job cuts over the next three years. [TechCrunch]
- BART had trouble again this morning. [Bay City News]
- Realtors claim that buyers in San Francsico "dread" evicting tenants so they, themselves, can move in. [SF Chronicle]
- [Google] news is adding a “Fact Check” tag to help readers find fact checking in large news stories.
- Embracing awkwardness at an orgasmic meditation cocktail party. [SF Chronicle]
- A Chicago disability rights group sued Uber Thursday over wheelchair accessibility. [Associated Press]
- The Excelsior is slated to see its first major development in nearly 25 years. [SocketSite]
- Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton made an unscheduled stop at her SF campaign HQ Thursday. [ABC 7]
- SF's Police Commissioner says a federal report excoriating the SFPD for bias factors into the search for a new chief. [SF Examiner]