- Jay claims I was "partly" kidding when I said that I am determined to get a thumb monkey. He is wrong, no part of me is kidding. It's happening, y'all. [SFist]
- The NTSB found no mechanical issues in the Greyhound bus that crashed in San Jose last month, killing two. [KRON4]
- Uber picked up a new investor and added $200 million to the huge amount of funding it has already raised. [SF Business Times]
- Carole Vernier, an extremely cool lady who was once Herb Caen's muse, has died. [SF Chronicle]
- New CEO of SF-based startup Zenefits admits staffers might have been breaking CA laws. [SF Business Times]
- Visa just got 10% of Square. [SF Chronicle]
- Lost sketchbook found. [Mission Local]
- Planning gives green light to leather-themed parklet. [Bay Area Reporter]
- Remember that downtown window washer who fell 11 stories and survived? Here he is today. [ABC7]
- The main contractor on the new eastern span of the Bay Bridge says Caltrans owes it nearly $50 million. [SF Chronicle]