First El Niño took your Dungeness crabs, then it brought you thunderstorms in November, and now it threatens to turn the Googleplex into a swamp. According to a new report in the SF Business Times, via some concerns raised by the Silicon Valley Leadership Group, at least 10 major tech campuses including Oracle, Yahoo, Facebook, Google, Intel, and Cisco lie in low-level, flood-prone areas along the bayshore, and if we get all the serious drenching of rain that climatologists are predicting this winter, they could all be under water.

But of course that's not all. Says Jeremy Lowe of the San Francisco Estuary Institute, "We have about 200 square miles of land which is going to be vulnerable to flooding," and that includes huge swaths of Mission Bay in San Francisco, China Basin, and the Embarcadero — which as you may recall saw a breach of its seawall last December during the so-called #Rainpocalypse — a name we may all come to laugh at once we see what this year has in store.

The National Weather Service's Climate Prediction Center issued yet another scary warning report about the El Niño season this week, and Daily Kos noted that this "strongest El Niño in history" now seems likely to affect to the Gulf coast as well as the southern part of the East Coast, while New England looks primed for what could be a warmer than average winter.

Today Gizmodo jokes that we should be calling it the Godzilla Cthulhu Sauron El Niño of 2015, with ocean temperatures spiking above what they were during the last strong one in 1997.

So, prepare for Malibu to slide off into the ocean for good, for I-5 to disappear, for much of California to be a mucky, muddy hellscape, and for all the servers in Silicon Valley to be sitting in several inches of rain and sewage.

Also, we probably don't even need to worry about the Super Bowl taking down the Muni wires, because Muni will be indefinitely shut down by flooding anyway.

Hooray.

Previously: Just In Time For 'Godzilla El Niño', City Says It Can't Prevent Repeated Flooding