Oh my god, shut up. I know, multiple studies say that sugar is bad for you, and 48-year-old Halle Berry attributes her glowing good looks to a sugarless life. That's great. But it's almost Halloween, which means it's junk food time, and like Evillene in The Wiz, I have absolutely no interest in bad candy news...like a report today that California's favorite Halloween candy is Life Savers?!?
I mean, what the fuck, you guys? This is obviously insane, because no one's favorite candy is Life Savers. In fact, are Life Savers even candy? I think of them more as items used to collect lint in your aunt's purse, or to for that sparks-fly-out-of-your-mouth trick at summer camp. But has any trick-or-treater, regardless of age, thrilled to a bowl of Life Savers? (They're better than raisins, but, still.)
According to Influenster (I dunno) and reported on CBS5's website, after surveying 40,000 people across the US, they established that while Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups are the most popular Halloween candy in the country, Californians picked Life Savers as their top treat.
Can this be true? To bunk or debunk this assertion, I've created a little poll. Do not disappoint me, California.