Stanley Roberts, KRON 4's host of "People Behaving Badly," is in many ways the self-appointed conscience of San Francisco. So, brace yourselves because god knows what kind of crappy behavior people will get up to during this break he's taking: The reporter/personality has announced on Facebook and Twitter that he's had a stroke and will be spending the next few days recuperating.

The tone of this tweet is classic Stanley Roberts, of course. As those following him know, Roberts normally reserves his feed for negative comments about himself, which he laughs off with typical good humor.

Get well soon, Stanley! We hope your stroke is only a minor one. We'll be on our best behavior until you get back.

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