Click to enlarge.

Stephanie Pakrul lives with 45 roommates in what she calls "one of those startup/hacker/artist co-ops in the Mission everyone loves to hate." As the keen observer of local attitudes and news media tells SFist, she found herself fielding so many questions from incoming housemates presumably new to San Francisco that she "felt like a little assignment and decided to make a handy chart for our fridge."

Now she's sharing that handy chart to getting anything you want in San Francisco. Thanks go out to venture capital, the 1099 economy, and human laziness.

Pakrul, aside from "living in a halfway house for misfits," describes herself as "both professional nerd and sex worker." Currently a freelancer, she used to run a web development company and has been a camgirl for 14 years. Her website is


Related: The 6 Best Meal/Food Delivery Services In S.F.