Did you think that Elvira, Mistress of the Dark would still be rocking the wig and double-stick-tape after all these years? The woman is 63. Just goes to show you: a supernatural 60 really is the new 20!

Anyway, 33 years after Elvira made her first on-screen appearance, she's going strong, hosting this year's Funny or Die Halloween Anthology. Other highlights include a Hot-Topically goth Jerry O'Connell and Rebecca Romijn, your most paranoid fantasies validated, and a homicidal yet ineffectual NIMBY.

Here you go: