Yes, dumb dangerous stuff went down in the Mission last night after the SF Giants won the World Series. But things could have been worse, this video suggests, as you can watch a man come incredibly close to being run over by a car as it does some celebratory doughnuts.

As you can see from the video below, a sedan drives in circles, to the joy of the Giants-celebrating Valencia Street crowd. Because watching a car drive in circles is really really exciting! At least, that's what some brainac with a camera apparently thought, as (this is about 17 seconds in) he got closer and closer to the spinning vehicle, nearly getting smashed in the process.

You know when you don't want to get hit by a car? Well, you never want to get hit by a car, sure. But you really don't want to get hit by a car when there's a whole bunch of people standing around blocking traffic, making it impossible for an ambulance to come and pick the bits of your shattered body from off the pavement.

Camera guy, you just got a pretty big gift from the fates. Don't squander it.