• Mr. and Mrs. Harbaugh are now pimping Dockers. [99.7 Now]
• In the apparent nick of time, City College of SF won't be forced to close, might get more time to comply with accreditation standards. [SF Chronicle]
• Johannes Mehserle, the BART cop who fatally shot Oscar Grant, is back in court. [ABC7]
• It's getting harder and harder to fill blue-collar jobs in SF. [SF Chronicle]
• BART mulling ways to increase capacity at Montgomery and Embarcadero stations. [SF Examiner]
• "Is the lake pictured on every iPad secretly CURSED by the ghosts of disabled babies who were thrown into its waters because they wouldn't survive?" If you think the answer is anything but "no, you fool" then you probably already read the [Daily Mail] nonironically.
• Cop belatedly realizes that staggering man was wearing an SF Jail bracelet. Which all the kids will be wearing this fall! [Richmond SF]
• SF Starbucks customers will soon be able to charge their phones on wireless pads. [CBS5]