- Cookie Monster weighs in on the SF vs. NY debate. And by "debate," I mean vaguely trollish media musings, for as CM says, "Both cities are fun with lots of terrific people!" [Mashable]
- Man who uses guide dog says he's been repeatedly dissed by Uber. [KTVU]
- Flight from SFO-Newark almost collides with Express Jet. [SF Chronicle]
- SF might ban "the bulk transportation of 'hazardous fossil fuel materials,' such as coal and petroleum coke within city limits." [Grist]
- Twitter might buy Soundcloud, in what "would likely be Twitter’s most expensive acquisition by some margin." Also, yup. [re/code]
- San Francisco's rules against chain stores might get even harsher. [SF Business Times]
- SF voters might decide on a law to force mentally ill people into treatment. [SF Chronicle]
- Petco groomer admits to harming dog's leg, but company is reluctant to pay vet bills to repair injury. [KPIX]
- The SFMTA has apparently been working on a long-delayed (ha ha I know right?) cab-hailing app, even though there are other apps out there that already do that. [SF Examiner]