Prompting a barrage of uninspired "32nd flavor" puns from local media outlets, a rather inspired Belmont Baskin Robbins employee was busted this week for selling marijuana on the job. Which makes sense since pot is a gateway drug to Gold Medal Ribbon.

Martin Abinader, 20, of San Carlos was pinched by the fuzz on Wednesday after a six-week investigation. How did authorities know Abinader, who has been working at Baskin-Robbins since 2008, was selling weed at work, you ask? In true millennial fashion, he pretty much said as much on his Facebook page. Mercury News has more:

Abinader, whose job description on Facebook reads "I run (expletive) at Baskin Robbins," noted on the site that he has been working for the store since 2008, when he was 14. Police investigators did not say how long they believed he had been running drug sales on the side.

Kids.

Abinader was booked into San Mateo County Jail and faces charges of "marijuana sales, and possession of cocaine and concentrated cannabis, and has since posted bail."

Also, don't frequent Baskin Robbins. You're just eating creamy chemicals.

[KPIX]
[Mercury News]