- How did this guy end up in the water by the Ferry Building? Not even he appears to know. [KCBS]
- Maybe it's a trend! Because now here's an elderly driver who careened into the Berkeley Marina. [ABC7]
- California Insurance Commissioner Dave Jones talks to the [SF Chronicle] about ridesharing services, says "The issues are acute."
- The incisive visual arts critics at the [Huffington Post] head to Girls Star Jemima Kirke's San Francisco gallery show, term her work as "reminiscent of Alice Neel and early Lucian Freud." Sure it is!
- Willie Brown tells his cane to shove it. [SF Gate]
- Surely you already read [Fog City Notes], which chronicles Rachel's Muni rides in lovely detail. Today she encounters an asshole who was apparently reading a manual on how to be more of an asshole.
- Speaking of local blogs you're surely reading, [Dearest District Five] is a little inside baseball, a satirical take on a certain other local blog. But even without that wonky backstory, DDF is hilarious. Today, learn "some tips on how to get along flawlessly with vehicles."
- Coit Tower's mural rehab is looking just gorgeous. Well done! [SF Examiner] [SF Chronicle]