What would life be like had Michelle not been a part of Full House? Not a chic one, at the very least. It would have, in part, been a world without this. But in this Next To Normal-like reimagining, we discover a more troubling version of the cherished '90s ABC sitcom wherein Michelle Tanner is but a figment of Danny Tanner's damaged psyche.

Hyper Vocal's Marisa Kabas explains:

...A YouTuber shared a video called “Full House Without Michelle.” The video constructs the opening credits and a scene from the show to make it appear as though Michelle was a figment of her dad’s imagination. The user explains: “Did Danny Tanner deal with the grief of losing his pregnant wife in a fatal car crash by creating an imaginary daughter named “Michelle?”

Harrowing.

In related news, last night on Watch What Happens Live, Ashley Olsen was (inexplicably) declared the better Olsen twin. The shocking decision was made by the twins' very own sister, Elizabeth Olsen. When asked by a caller to make Sophie's Choice between the two, Elizabeth put MK in the hands of an SS guard. "Ashley remembered my birthday," the actress explained, "but I don't hold grudges against Mary-Kate forgetting mine. She was out of town!"