- Inflated food critic/de facto Emily Post: Michael Bauer wants to tell you about "a definite no no." [InsideScoop]
- Newsflash: the Mission is still incredibly expensive, despite all the development. [CurbedSF]
- Speaking of which, a suspicious object was removed from a Mission District apartment building. [Bay City News/KRON 4]
- Noted dubstepper Skrillex will deafen San Francisco for an entire week in 2014. [All Shook Down]
- A kayaker had to be airlifted out of Tomales Bay yesterday. [CBS5]
- Here is an interview with Broken Social Scene's Brendan Canning, who performs tomorrow at the Chapel. [Mission Mission]
- There was an "unidentified turd" on the 24-Divisadero. Except it was probably just a Flamin' Hot Cheeto. [Muni Diaries]