Afternoon Palate Cleanser: One Direction Fans Fight Over Harry Styles' Sexuality, As Reenacted By Two British Actors

Dramatizations of internet commenter/Twitterer inanity: A brilliant new medium for comedy, if ever there was one. Please observe these two older gentlemen of the theatre, as cast by the comedy group Dead Parrot. Obviously, listening to the dead-serious flame war between two women (hopefully teenagers) about the controversial topic of whether One Direction's Harry Styles is gay as interpreted by a couple of deadly serious male actors is inherently hilarious. And it's made all the more so by their linguistic genius. E.g. "Go eat a shit."