- Facebook tried to buy Snapchat for $3 billion because money is meaningless, basically. [WSJ]
- British Vogue has decided that Marissa Mayer is one of Silicon Valley's top wives. [Valleywag]
- Viral journalism and the valley of ambiguity. [io9]
- Mid-Market gets its own french fry store. (Except the potatoes are baked.) [InsideScoop]
- Here is a fixed-gear bicycle that was reclaimed after a lengthy aging process in Mission Creek. [UptownAlmanac]
- A man in Milpitas was sentenced to home arrest after selling undersized sharks. [KTVU]
- Oh cool, Guy Fieri is an honorary Oakland Raider. [@Raiders]
- Below is a version of Melrose Place with emoji captions for the emotionally impaired:
