- Kiwis shocked at how ridiculous the America's Cup beer prices are. We feel ya, buddy. [BCN/Appeal]
- One man left standing after Market Street chess crackdown. [SFWeekly]
- A distraught naked man closed Caltrain in Santa Clara Thursday morning whe he was spotted sitting nude on the tracks. [KTVU]
- Congresswoman Jackie Speier uses steak and vodka to mock Republicans looking to cut food stamp funding. [Buzzfeed]
- Someone actually owns a patent for a burrito on a stick. What is this madness? [BurritoJustice]
- Apple poised for record iPhone sales. (Again.) [SFBiz]
