- Chronicle columnist/local treasure Leah Garchik goes sailing. [Garchik]
- Is Colin Kaepernick the best quarterback ever? How ESPN manufactured a bullshit Colin Kaepernick story. [Deadspin]
- There's plenty of office space in San Francisco as long as you don't want exposed beams and concrete floors. [SFBizTimes]
- Here's congresswoman Jackie Speier holding a baby gorilla. [NBC Bay Area]
- Hirsute Dodgers reliever won't shave his beard, not even for a million dollars, nope. [CBS Sports]