• Millennial fired for tweet. And the world reacts. [The Awl] [Gothamist]

• That was quick: here come the Shear the Beard t-shirts.

• The man behind Lolinda, Beretta, and Super Duper Burger is opening a taqueria on Market Street. [InsideScoop]

• Today in headlines: "Bumbling boozehound bombs Bayview Burglary" [SFEx]

• Oscar Grant's dad is free to sue Johannes Mehserle, according to a federal appeals court in San Francisco. [KTVU]

• Vandals knocked down a 75-foot communications tower West of Danville, CA. [Chron]

• Bed bug scare closes S.F. Goodwill warehouse. [BCN/Appeal]

• What are you doing tonight? Going to see some locally sourced comedy, maybe? [UptownAlmanac]