A 22-year old man told police he was stabbed outside of Noble, a nightclub on Polk Street which no one has ever heard of. According to the victim, he was standing on the sidewalk outside the club at 1:30 on Saturday night when he got into an argument with four men, one of whom stabbed him in the arm.

The victim didn't get a good look at his attacker, nor could he remember the make and model of the car the alleged attacker fled in (what with being stabbed and all). The victims was driven to the hospital by a friend and will, thankfully, live.

What, we are very curious to know, was this fight over?

Also: after the incident at 300 Ritch last weekend, the stabbing marks the second report of nightclub violence this week.

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