Shortly after 8:30 p.m. on Wednesday night, a teenager escaped authorities while en route to juvenile hall. And you can spot the little rapscallion for he was last seen sporting the finest in acid-washed fashions and glitter accessories. "The teen is black, and was last seen wearing a glittery black tank top and dark acid-wash jeans," reports SF Appeal.

Fierce.

The 16-year-old kid was being taken to the Youth Guidance Center at 375 Woodside Avenue near Diamond Heights. He fled on foot while being transported via vehicle. The driver chased him on foot, but failed to catch him because, really, how does one catch a rainbow? You can't.

Police are still on the hunt for the guy. We recommend the fuzz heading to the nearest Forever 21 to catch the guy. Godspeed, kid. Godspeed.